“I like to treat women with respect, REAL MEN don’t hit women!” he posted on the reddit thread. It was less than a minute before it became the most upvoted post in the history of the internet. The code shifted as it evolved and blossomed into a cosmic entity of unspeakable power. There was a flash of white light and then, suddenly, nothing.
He felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned around to see Barack Obama smiling down on him.
“Congratulations, son. Sexism is over.”